#and i didnt know how to ask my parents to buy me games

[windowsmillennium2000]

been enjoying sandbox gmod with the boys lately

[skeletalheartattack]

its a bit antiquated but you could always hack your wii with the twilight princess method if it's old enough!

sadly i'm not exactly knowledgeable enough to know what that means!

we bought our wii on february 18th of 2009, which i figured out by looking at the inbox thing and just going back several years. it's up to the most recent update that every tutorial ive watched mentions it needing to be, so im not sure if that changes anything.

[thatdeadaquarius]

Hello there, friend I'm here for fluff

OK, this has been on my mind for a while

But like

The reader is just becoming the biggest parent to the Benny's adventure team kids

And the wolfs

We are like a parent of like 27

Knitting and making food brushing razors hair(let's be for real, you would hear a crunch when you brush it)

I'm not gonna lie

Do these kids know what spices are?

Cuz when I think about it

Razor hasn't had shit so he's has the least tolerance for spice

He would probably cry if you feed him a pepper

Bennett has tried spicy food but does go well with it

And not completely sure if fischl has had a spicy food before

But what flavor does mondstadt add to their food??

These kids need the damn flavors

AHDHAKALL FERAL ANIMAL AQUARIUS- ANOTHER PLATONIC ASK AAHHHHGGGGDJJSFHSAK!!!!!

AND ITS YOU!! ITS- ITS- ONE OF THE WRITING RULERS OF SAGAU (FOR ME AT LEAST) <3 !!!!!!!!

You cooking in genshin all anime studio ghibli style looking like food from god (literally): ⬆️

Sun: Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish

Stars: Benny’s Adventure Team! (Bennett, Fischl, Razor), Diluc, mentions of other Mond characters

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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^^ The posts being referenced in ask, (OG Razor ask) (Benny + Razor) and a more direct sequel, a part 2? a part 4 atp?? of this post (Imposter/Not Dark AU + Razor + Diluc) ^^

OMFG

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP BITCHES

SINCE UR IN TEYVAT

YOU GONNA COOK LIKE TEYVAT

AS IN-

SHIT BE SUPER EASY TO COOK, AND MASS MAKE DEPENDING ON COMPLEXITY OF DISH

(So, like Zhongli's special Bamboo Shoot Soup is like getting made... once a year if you read the little desc. for that dish 💀)

AND THEYRE ALL LIKE-

ANIME GORGEOUS FOODS ✨️❤️‍🔥

OKAY SO

PROMO TIME-

U GUYS HAVE TO WATCH THE ANIME "CAMPFIRE COOKING IN ANOTHER WORLD"

Bc that's mostly where this inspo gonna come from to both be realistic cooking + best parts of video game cooking

A guy gets isekai’d and instead of hero powers he just gets the skill of "online grocery shopping" LMAO

and ofc he gets insta gifted whatever he orders and starts making dishes and adding spices and regular stuff you know. like soy sauce.

but the best part is the food in that world is like British medieval soup shit

like barely salted, no spices definitely, no sauces, its barren

so he ends up attracting all kinds of interest that want to eat his cooking ofc

And it gives buffs too!

dw i didnt spoil anything u don't learn in the first episode, but that's just to say that's exactly whats happening here

u DO have to manually collect more ingredients but its so worth it, also u can just buy in bulk or put a commission thru the adventurer guild

tbhhh now that i say that, that could be how u end up drawing in Benny’s Adventure Team even more, bc they just take all ur quests for collecting ingredients around Mond!!

(u have to actively sneak behind their back and whisper to Katheryne that you want to put in other food quests in other guilds tho, silly kids will absolutely go running around Liyue and crazy shit just to have an adventure and do smth for you + eat ur banger food lol)

omfg the first time u barbecue smth???

the wolves, Razor, and Andrius??? Go feral.

Fischl and Benny who were already on their way to u guys to hang out again start booking it thru the woods, dodging hilichurl camps (thatve since settled down and been v peaceful to the wolves + anyone in the woods of Wolvendom after u started living there)

they knowww ur cookin smth fucking amazing

(and u even have some hilichurls and mitachurl that wander close to Andrius’ edge of the woods to shyly beg for scraps,, u give them a portion)

Razor was actually lookin at u like u hung the stars just for him when u gave him a homemade barbecue sauce to put on his food

(u acc may have done that to Teyvatians according to Andrius + the stories u overheard from Springvale…)

ok but the amount of begging u get for desserts like-

No, Razor u cannot have chocolate cake/cupcakes after every meal, u need to take care of ur teeth

(u use ur collection of mora-monster-donations for comms for more ingredients and living supplies like fabric + furniture, u cant afford dental on top of that for ur boy)

Fischl dutifully declares you the “best chef in the kingdom” and writes down all ur recipes (u have them auto-stored in ur settings obv but it cant hurt to have a physical copy, and they look so happy doing it, u don't have the heart to tell them its not necessary-)

Benny insists on both giving u extra ingredients when he takes ur commissions, and giving u handmade trinkets or weapons for the meals!!

No!! He will not take “im good” for an answer!! ur sharing ur home-cave with him, taking care of his best friend Razor, and now feeding him food better than Liuli Pavilion!!! There’s no way he can just take all that and give nothing back!!!!

and theyre not the only ones getting some food tbh

when the knights begin patroling near Wolvendom and slowly all of Mondstadt to search for their “All God”, u break up the beginnings of a fight between 2 confused knights and the now peaceful hilichurl camp at the edge of Wolvendom

U offer some snacks u were going to give Benny’s Adventure Team when they got back (u made little triangle sandwiches, rice balls, etc. finger foods, and u made plenty extra bc u kno their teenage appetites lol)

the knights and hilichurls nearly cried with appreciation, which made for a hilarious sight when the teens actually showed up lmao

ur wearing ur cloak, bc u dont wanna take on that whole “creator of worlds” title just yet, and the kids helped verify u werent anyone suspicious (Benny + Fischl keep ur godly secret, theyre the best like that 🥰)

the knights just swing by for snacks occasionally (they also either pay u in trade or with mora, theyre not bullies)

another person who gets flavored food privileges is the lazy librarian witch herself

u also sometimes pick Razor up from Lisa’s tutoring and bring “the best tea and tea snacks in the world” along with to share with Lisa and him

(she is also fully aware after awhile of meeting u of what u are, and fully believes this is why the food must be enchanted to be so good, but u dont want to be treated super reverently she can tell, so she keeps ur secret too and is just extra flirty when u come by lol)

(Razor refuses to let his pare- Lupical move out of ur cozy cave to the library, so he sometimes hauls u away when Lisa flirts too much LMAO)

…and the moment you've been waiting for.

Yes, Diluc got to try ur food that night he was searching Wolvendom for signs of the god of Teyvat

tbh Diluc was half-convinced that shit was a fever dream.

a bunch of sleepy wolves, a coffee table in the stone colosseum, a giant spirit wolf licking a big plate clean, the wolf-kid glaring at him, and you.

you with gold eyes, staring right thru his soul, like you already know everything there is to know about him, (like the way Kaeya looked at him that night),

like he doesnt even have to introduce himself

and he doesnt, u just lightly smack Razor’s hands until he gets rid of his claymore w/a pout, since Diluc had long since dropped his,

and grab a plate, piling on what leftovers u could, and turn back around from the coffee table to smile at him, patting the cushion-seat beside u for him to join

The giant glowing wolf licks his lips and watches him, the wolf-kid’s creepily watches him, and you, with eyes gold in teh light of a simmering bonfire just past the table, watch him

he just sits down and begins to eat.

its the best food he’s ever had, its his dad’s favorite dish, but not realistically, but the way memory embellishes a dish so much it can never be tasted again, except its right here. in front of him. u pour some wolfhook juice for him, and offer him a napkin to wipe his mouth and eyes

Diluc visits often after that, obviously.

u give him snacks too, and when he lets the staff try some, Adeline will not stop harassing him abt gettin ur recipes/ingredeints so u get him to pay Fischl to get a copy of their recipe book :)

including blank pages for future entries, and Fischl is literally glowing with happiness, would not stop monologuing abt ur food for weeks (send help Oz wants some peace and quiet sometimes)

Oh Diluc absolutely told the Favonius knights he found you. But he’s not saying where LMAO

Jean is actually begging him, Diluc ik u hate the knights but this is an international investigation-

this is the closest Diluc has ever gotten to getting under Venti’s skin.

when he told him this at Angel’s while bartending, he just casually ofc said this, just his smug little smirk, and the anemo god cracked a glass and everything- esp when he said he tried ur cooking??

he's gotta start looking over his shoulder in the city bc not only is Venti stalking him, the entirety of Mondstadt’s citizens are glaring at him in envy everywhere he goes LMAOO

(Venti now has a bar glass or too on his tab to pay off as well)

mans is literally paying u in weapon/artifact materials/mora to make him lunch one day and Venti nearly lunges over the counter

(Diluc purposefully ate it in front of him 💀)

ur food is the ultimate, “u could make a religion out of this!” /ref

like Diluc fully gives u offerings of ingredients he can pay for shipping from other countries + along with regular materials after grinding in domains

does the rest of Mondstadt + the world find out where u are?

only if Diluc lets them tbh. LMFAO

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bk trashfire my beloved <3 love ur ideas and stuff, goes without even saying im so sorry i took actually forever to respond :’(

hope u have a great weekend and i did this little side story justice for you

Safe Travels BK Trashfire,

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[bulbabutt]

does anyone want to hear my funniest retail story

i had a lady come in to the halloween store. peak 2020 okay, september 2020. she wanted to return a ouija board. like a hasbro brand ouija board, so like a board game box. it was opened and out of its plastic wrap in 2020, so i was staring at that thing in 2020 thinking to myself 'i cannot fucking rewrap this cuz we dont have plastic wrap and even then no one will fucking buy it when a stranger has touched it'

so you might be asking... why? why did she want to return a ouija board?

well i asked her if something was wrong with it. and she responded "it didnt do anything"

which um. its so hard not to laugh sometimes so thank god for masking cuz im sure i had a fucking grin on my face as i was trying to speak to her I CANT CONTROL THAT SOMETIMES. and i had like 2 coworkers with me at the time who were side eyeing us in the same boat of 'is she stupid??'

so i looked at this woman and i was like. "oh... well you see... uh. ouija board dont do anything..."

and she was like "NO! thats NOT true! i had one as a CHILD and it DID do something!"

and then i was just like....... "ok i need to get my manager..." then looped the store rushing around trying to find her with such desperation NOT BECAUSE i thought she would take the ouija board back. but so i could let HER witness this conversation because i was cracking up. because. um. how do you explain to a 40 yr old woman that the reason she THINKS the ouija board she had as a kid worked was because SOMEONE WAS MOVING IT.... i felt like i was about to tell a grown woman that her parents ate santas cookies yk??

so manager was like. "sorry does she not know??" and i was like "NO MAN SHE DOES NOT PLEASE HELP OR IM GOING TO LAUGH AT HER..." so she goes up ever the professional manager she was and tries to tell this woman "well have you seen like youtube tutorials on how these things work?" WE ARE TRYING TO BE SO PROFESSIONAL.... TRUST ME WE WERE BEING SO ADULT. customer was not pleased. arguing that ouija boards move on their own!!!

anyway turns out she had ALREADY DONE THIS at ANOTHER STORE.... the answer there was ALSO clearly NO cuz it was TWENTY TWENTY... AND SHE HAD HAD HER HANDS ALL OVER THE THING SO.... yeah this was at least the SECOND time she'd tried to take it back to a store and argue that they sHOULD MOVE ON THEIR OWN....

but uh. basically she left and as soon as she did everyone fucking burst out laughing trying to think of what advice we should have given her. the advice would have had to go "did you go to a graveyard" "did you turn off the lights" "well, you werent somewhere haunted" YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??? like MAAM... EITHER YOU WERE HAUNTED AS A CHILD OR YOUR DAD MOVED THE THING!!! IM SO SORRY!!!

[xerocares]

Very specific HP Headcanons (Marauders Edition)

James Potter-

•Mom friend- constantly holds pain killers for Remus, bandaids for everyone (mainly Sirius and himself), cough drops for Peter, etc.

•Instead of constantly trying to ask out Lily, he kept trying to impress her with random muggle things he learned (from Remus)….and it failed every time.

•Will help anyone. He’s not afraid of a Slytherin, if they’re stuck and ask for his help in a class, he’ll help anyone but the Slytherins Sirius has blocked off for him (Regulus, Snape, Barty Crouch Jr, and Evan Rosier, there are more tho).

•Coddles all his friends, and will argue with a teacher about them not getting detention. Example: Remus wasn’t using cuss words! He was helping me with my notes!! I didnt understand what was happening and he helped me, don’t give him a detention!

•Early bird, has to drag Sirius out of his beauty sleep for quidditch practice.

•Secretly loves hanging out one on one with Remus, because Remus doesn’t expect him to be 100% of himself when they hang out, doesn’t get to do it often though because Sirius is usually attached to either of their hips.

•Loves soft textures, and has some sensory issues, so he’s had his school sheets replaced with softer ones.

•Will put his (very short) hair in a tiny ponytail and put on crop tops, mainly to just make the people around him laugh.

•Loves seeing people laugh, and with the Marauders, he loves being able to make Remus and the girls (Lily and Marlene only) laugh, because it gives him an ego boost since they’re significantly harder to make laugh.

Sirius Black-

•Acts like he knows Muggle sports (he doesn’t) and confidently states what’s happening in games on the tele (he gets everything wrong to Remus and Lily’s amusement).

•Lady-killer (he breaks their hearts because he usually doesn’t feel that much for them, except for Mary, she was the exception to that)

•Hated getting his hair cut, not just because he loved his long hair, but when looking at himself in the mirror, he looked like Regulus. He didn’t like that

•Hates being alone (constantly has a fear of loneliness instilled by his parents bc if you were alone it probably meant they were mad/planning something)

•Perfect singer

•Still apologizes years after ‘the prank’

•slightly hated Peter because the bloke lowkey reminded him of his family.

•Only ever really trusted James. Yes, he loved Remus, he told him his secrets, but he really only let James hear the worst of it.

•Stole everyone’s clothes, not just Remus’. Mary’s got a cute skirt? It’s his now. Remus has a really comfy jumper? It’s his now. James’ jesery is out in the open of the room? It’s his now. Peter’s cardigan is laying on the floor? It’s his now. The list goes on.

•Lily is a close confidant. She is fully honest with Sirius, and never holds back. Remus and James hold back sometimes in what they’ll say, but since most of the time they’ve known each other Lilys hated him, she speaks what’s on her mind to him. He adores her for that. They have the twink + red head duo energy.

•Crude jokes all around. It’s his cousin’s wedding? He’s whispering a crude joke to Regulus about how her dress looks like a pig shat on it.

•Can’t stay still when sleeping.

•Hates the smell of lavender.

Remus Lupin-

•Mumble-sings to himself.

•Average introverted queer reader (-the fact he’s a werewolf)

•With what little money he has, he buys more and more jumpers, just for Sirius to steal and wear around him (he enjoys how they look on Sirius).

•Thrifts majority of his items. His records? Thrifted. His shoes? Thrifted. His jeans? Thrifted. Nothing he owns is knew when he buys things for himself.

•The Marauders are his found family. No matter what AU, atyd, or like any other one, they are his found family, even if he already has a family! He finds joy in their presences, which I think is new for him, so he loves them like family.

•Lily is his twin. She’s his sister, she’s the sibling he never had. He’s the brother she never had. They’re two puzzle pieces that make a whole, and two people who’d only drift apart by death.

•He’s a girls girl, a lesbian protector, and a woman’s activist. He’s the ideal man.

•Soft with everyone in the Marauders, even Peter. He and Peter got along, but drifted apart when Sirius and James stopped always doing their own thing when the other two were around. But he and Peter were still close, and they’d share a tea from time to time and talk about life. That was before Peter betrayed the Marauders of course.

•Before moons, he gets extremely possessive of Sirius. He’s more attached, like glued to Sirius’ hip kind of attached. When around other friends, he’s got a hand on Sirius’ waist, usually not paying attention to the conversation, just standing there by Sirius.

•After moons, he’s less attached and more cuddly. Unlike before moons, after moons he’s more likely to curl up on Sirius’ chest, letting him do the talking while playing with his hair. He’s very soft like, and not one bit possessive, he just wants to be hugged at all times because it hurts. So, he’s usually wrapped around Sirius or Sirius is wrapped around him while they sit on the couch and watch a movie or something.

•Does need a walking stick after full moons, used the excuse of chronic illness at school as a cover up.

•Has Sirius’ Quidditch jersey in his closet. Wears it after Sirius is put in Azkaban, claims it still smells like him.

•In an AU where he and Sirius had a kid (but the events still play out), he is very attached to the kid, given it looks just like Sirius, and won’t let it out of his sight. He’s afraid it might leave him too. But sometimes it’s hard to look at the kid, so he has to distance himself for an hour out two and let the kid sleep in another room because he can’t take it.

•Not a jewelry fan

I would do my boy Peter, but this thing has been in my drafts for DAYS and it’s long enough. Maybe I’ll make a part 2 of this if people actually like it 🤷‍♂️

[chokkito]

Top ten favorite character duos or trios (romantic, platonic, otherwise etc)?

OKKK THIS WILL BE A BIT LONG SO ^-^ bear with me pleaseee, also i will be putting some ocs here because im just like that im sorry anon <3 ALSO THE LIST WONT BE IN ORDER BECAUSE I LOVE THEM ALL VERY MUCH THE SAME

1 - Sans and Papyrus

Is Undertale considered cringe rn? Idk and idc to be honest, god these two had SUCH a chockhold on me when i was like 11-13, i loved them both SOOO MUCH, i just found them extremely funny and also very charming, also nowadays everytime i see them i just see me and my sister because everytime we bicker about something is never serious and ends up in us just trying to annoy each other like they do....Aughhhghh i love these silly skeletons.....

2 - Nikita and Anya (Anya was made by @raskolovey btw <3)

YEAH DIDNT TAKE A LOT FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT MY OCS...Also ignore how Anya has some eyebrows in it, they were there for comedical effect....ANYWAYS!!!! OHHHH THESE TWO, GODDDD, i love them. i love them so much. I love how they end up being a mirror with each other (with nikita being considered a "god" as he grew up and Anya being considered a monster) but how both of these views on them from a young age made them have kinda of the same trauma and problems with not knowing who they actually are, and how this made them so close to one another.

Also idk the idea of Anya being the normal one despite it all is very funny to me, points for them being platonic soulmates

3 - Rin and Len

THE SIBLING SEVER GODDDD I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHHH AND THEIR DESIGNS ARE SO GENIUS IDK WHAT THE DESIGNERS OF THE V2 GEN WERE EATING BUT I WANT THAT TOO TO COOK SUCH GENIUS DESIGNS (we ignore im using their V4 counterparts i was too lazy to get a V2 one) BUT AUGHHH AGAIN THESE TWO HAD SUCH A CHOCKHOLD ON ME WHEN I GOT IN MY VOCALOID PHASE (when i was like. 9. to like. this day. im gonna be 20 in a month btw) BUT GODDDD I LOVE THEMMMMM I LOVE THEM MY FAVORITE VOCALOIDS EVERRRRR I WANT TO ONE DAY BUY THEM DESPITE NOT KNOWING HOW TO TUNE OR MAKE MUSICCCCC

4 - The Funger 1 cast

idc if theyre four im sorry im feeling like when the teacher tells you to make like duos and you ask them if you can make a duo of 3 people but yknwo I CANT SEPARATE THEM!!!! God these four IDIOTS are so STUPID and i HATE THEM so much but i also love them and GODDDD any fanart involving these four together is simply PURE GOLD...I know funger is like a really dark game with dark subjects and all but yknow i like to imagine them somehow just being friends...I think they deserve it...4 single parents to the girl...single because these foes are NOT married and yet they all act like a divorced polyamorous couple!!!!!

5 - Jing Yuan and Yanqing

FATHER AND SON??? FATHER AND SON GWAHHHHHHHOGRBOTIOGBETIBRI AUGHHH I LOVE SOME SINGLE PARENT REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA!!!!! Ok so like the idea of Yanqing just being adopted by Jing Yuan and him taking care of Yanqing i just...aughghhghhh IM SORRY BUT anything involving a single parent and their kid just makes me IMMEDIATELY happy, i LOVE seeing any type of happy family representation in media, they are just SUCH CUTIES!!! Like look at Jing Yuan...Hes just proud of his son...And Yanqing's little >:D face.......Aughghghghghhhghhhhhh did i put them here just because honkai is my current hyperfocus?....Yeah! But anyways!!!!

Also anon i was gonna put 10 here but....its midnight...and im a bit tired....so i will just put 5.........im sorry.......sniffs...................

[bellybiologist]

Don't Mind me. Reminiscing~

Really fucking enjoying the Super Mario RPG remake, and it's really making me think about to how influential it truly was.

I lived in Maryland and was 6 years old when I first played Super Mario RPG for the SNES. My parents rented it for me from fucking Blockbuster.

See, I didn't know how to read at the time, and my parents picked it up because they were like "hey, this is a Mario Game," recognizing it because both have played and are familiar with arcade stuff. My late mother LOVED tetris, atari games, galaga, etc and i remembered fondly when I was age ~3-4 where I played co-op Ms. Pacman with her on our Sega Genesis. And I spent those ages playing Sonic the Hedgehog games and the Gameboy Donkey Kong on this:

However, JRPGs werent really a thing anyone except my uncle played at the time. But yes, my unable-to-read ass played this game and didnt know what the fuck was going on. The game had an approx. 75% complete file on it already (People didnt always erase their files on rented games), and i just fucked around on that. Didnt know what i was doing, BUT Super Mario Rpg was a very easy game and baby trans-girl verzi was 10000% enamored with ANY game that allowed The Princess to be a playable, and BOWSER too???? holy shit!! UNprecedented. WHY WAS HE A GOOD GUY??? IDK who the fluffy guy is, but I fell in love with the Cool Blue Dude Too. He had lasers and made Cool Rainbow Beams Smash down from the sky.

But alas, we only kept it for a couple days, and my dad returned it. I had him re-rent it later, but!! it was a different copy!!! It had NO save files, so I was forced to do a new one.

Needless to say, I had a rough time. I had to guess which decisions were the right ones cuz Couldn't Read, so i got stuck in Toad's explanation loop for a while. and my inability to reliably get the action commands meant I kept getting killed by THIS fucker.

Alas, I never got past the first area, and baby verzi was MAD cuz i wanted to use the PRINCESS and throw BOMBS at people with her. So!!! Baby Verzi used this drive to learn how to fucking READ. She asked her parents to buy this game (and they did) and she learned her reading, finally learning how to PLAY THIS GAME. With newfound Literacy, I was able to figure who Mallow was, and learned that Geno was a Cool Star Dude possessing a Doll which was incredibly rad to me at the time. His intro scene is burned in my brain, and seeing it in 3d today was incredible. I've beaten this game so many times that I know exactly what's happening when and where.

It really set the bar for me when it came to JRPGs, since it was legit my first one. My 2nd ever JRPG, Breath of Fire also for the SNES, had me baffled cuz why COULDNT I do more damage if I timed my attacks??? wtf. (Love that series too. BoF4 was also another Formative Verzi Game).

This game meant/means a lot to me and I'm a sucker for any media that referenced it, or built off of the groundwork it set (like the paper mario and Mario&Luigi games, and hell, Sea of Stars!!! It has!!! SO MANY MARIO RPG REFERENCES). So I just wanted to ramble a bit as I dug up memories, as we old folks are won't to do.~

[onlyplatonicirl]

henlo it is i the headcANON, here to go ramble about everyone's favourite little guy, casey. its insane to me just how much you've endeared me and many other tcoti fans to this silly fella

i can see casey going to a religious school (the only difference from a non religious school is you learn re but literally no one cares lol), most parents will try and send their kids there cause they are known for being better schools (they get more funding for extra lessons), and casey couldnt give less of a shit about it

i also think he wouldve went to an all boys school, he just sorts acts like he did lol

whilst in school my man would try and break every single dress code policy known to man, half of the time hed just show up in his pe clothes, the other time hed show up with no tie, no jacket, a coat and whatever else he could fet his hands on that he wasnt supposed to have (english schools have really strict dress codes, idk why its dumb)

he knows a small amount of spanish, in most british schools you are forced to do mfl (modern foreign languages) and its usually either french or spanish (you rarely have a choice to pick which you want to do), some will let you pick up german and even mandarin but thats usually at gcse level or as an extracurricular activity (which most kids are also forced to do). he isnt fluent in spanish, not by a long shot, but he definitely knows how to have a conversation, albeit very scripted and short. however, one thing he does understand is how to swear in spanish, and what it sounds like. i imagine him and his friends just looking it up on the laptops during class time, definitely to annoy their teacher.

so i have this image in my head that gray doesnt like swearing all that much (maybe fresh got to him lol), so he tends to swear in spanish or french because the british boy wont understand - alas he does

casey could not be arsed with most lessons because he didnt really care about getting a good education since he couldnt see all that bright of a future for himself, if one at all, but he was actually quite good at maths and history, even when he tried not to be

he has been shown on more than one occasion, undernovella, and whilst he was put off it due to it 1. being in spanish, and 2. the cast being played 99% by monsters, he actually really ended up enjoying it by the end

hes also been getting into anime and manga ("dude its like a comic book but even more brutal"), mostly shonen like one punch man and dragon ball, but he also really enjoyed sailor moon and doesnt want to admit to it, he liked the romance and friendship aspect of it, also pretty girls

he has always been into comic books, his favourite super heroes are deadpool and spiderman

before he met gray (properly), he mostly played shooter games (ones that were free or cheap), fortnite, valorant, and a pirated copy of fifa, because thats what guys play. if his past self saw his year 4 stardew valley save file, hed spontaneously combust

i think he also plays splatoon now, he mains the dualies because theyre cool, hed definitely be an inkling as well but thats an au for another day

zelda too

despite everything thats happened, he really did grow to love his last foster mum, she was a single lady and she treated him like her own son. hes had bad experiences with the foster care system in the past (breaking news: fork found in kitchen), parents only taking him in for the money, some wanting to complete their family and forcing him to live by their ideals, all that bad stuff, which is why he often ran away from them. he had run away from his last foster mum, two times before, but it was very early into their relationship before they got to understand each other better.

his last foster mum asked him what his hobbies were his first night at her house, he didnt know, so she suggested he pick up an instrument - he decided the guitar, because it looked cool. he almost cried when she offered to buy him lessons, he didnt take her up on the offer, determined to learn it by himself, and he did

he has a really nice singing voice he'll never let anyone see - hes a lyric baritone

also whilst in canon hes a brummie, i like to imagine he was born a bit further north (hes a mackem to me), and moved to birmingham to be with his most recent and last foster parent, and that he lived there for so long thats hes picked up the accent

he felt really bad leaving her but managed to convincr himself that she would be better off without someone like him in her life

casey is a very traumatised child, he has a lot of triggers and boundaries he doesnt fully understand himself, plus a boat load of unhealthy coping mechanisms (mainly smoking and socially isolating himself)

he tries to keep his bad habits a secret from gray, because he doesnt know how he would feel about it - he knows, he doesnt like it but he isnt exaclty the greatest at having healthy coping mechanisms himself, at the very least he tries to get him to swap one for another, instead of smoking play stardew valley with me for 37 hours straight :) ?

he often struggles with the idea that hes a burden, so he doesnt let people spend money on him, or give him gifts

he also struggles to express his emotions (hes british unfortunately), and has a hard time saying 'i love you' to anyone, the only person he never strugfled saying that to was his mum

bit of a trigger warning, im going to be talking about casey's injuries and all that jazz, so if you dont wanna read, head to the next bullet point! casey shouldnt be alive, the injuries he suffered were severe, the paramedics were convicned he was a lost cause (still they have to do everything they can), so it was a shock to all when he pulled through. this was, however, not without a bit of a battle, and it left permanent effects on his health. casey's lungs are horribly scarred (smoke inhalation will do that to you), and it doesnt help that he smoked before and after. his nerves on the left side of his body where the support beam collapsed on him, are quite literally fried. where it hit directly, he cannot feel anything there, the areas that were dames by the fire however are unbelievably sensitive and painful to the touch. even after the scar healed it stills remains sensitive, so he bandages up those areas. the beam also broke and bruised a lot of his bones, mostly his ribs and the bones in his arms. his left ear is also burnt, and a portion of it, mostly the tips of it, are straight up missing. after recovering from the initial injury, he had a skin graft taken from his right thigh to supplement the damage done to the left side of his face. for a while after he had to take a lot of pain meds, and undergo a ton of therapy both mental and physical - even still hes not fully healed

casey loves animals, particularly dogs. his last foster mother had a german shepherd, and he used to let it sleep on his bed. it made him feel safe and loved. dogs and cats also just like to come up to him on the street, bros a disney princess for real

beefed with paperjam for a while, both had a lack of trust in each other, but they got to be on equal ground after a while, that didnt last long, not since after chapter 31..

hes fighting demons (bisexuality)

ever since he met gray and by extension his wack ass family, hes grown more and more accustomed to monster culture, particularly their disregard for gender norms and compulsive heterosexuality, and hes been experimenting with his gender expression, he never thought hed actually enjoy dressing in pink or taking care of his hair. he tried painting his nails, but did not have the patience to let them dry, he still sometimes wears it, albeit chipped and blotchy, but he thinks it suits him

he has always been fine with being labelled a man, but sometimes he doesnt feel as though it fits him, not entirely, hes not sure what his gender is because sometimes male really does fit him, but other times he just wants to throw the whole concept of gender away, hes stuck with unlabelled for a while and feels as though it somewhat fits him

he once buzzed his hair cause all the guys in his school did for whatever reason, he cried for several hours afterwards and got nicknamed sampson for a week, biggest mistake of his life - bro experienced dysphoria for the first time in his life

celebrates gyftmas because its way cooler than christmas (I NEED A GRACEY GYFTMAS ONESHOT ASAP), he celebrates the majority of monster holidays since everyone (1 to 2 people at max lmao) in the house he currently lives in does too. is confused as to what monster halloween is supposed to be

likes going out with gray (which is once in a blue moon), his favourite spot is waterfall, but he also really likes snowden and hotland

- headcANON

Holy shit HEADCANON I AM EATING SO WELL

Also I hope you don’t mind me tagging @ottererpop because they’re a Casey enthusiast as well and they must see all of this solid gold.

I Must respond to some of these AAA

- I talked with multiple people about how Casey is ABSOLUTELY breaking every dress code he possibly can. Like he would come to school in the bare minimum to not get expelled but his “uniform” would just be wrinkled to hell and his tie would just hang around his neck completely untied

- Casey is genuinely intelligent and if he actually tried in school he would do really well. However he’s a massive shithead and doesn’t care because of how depressed he is

- I do have a very specific speech pattern and tone of voice for him in my head but I’m not sure exactly how to write it. Also about him being from Birmingham - he’s not really from the main city itself but more generally around that area, so he very well could lived farther north and end up closer to the main city has he went to live with foster parents. Im purposefully avoiding getting too detailed with exact places and cities because then it just becomes hyper-specific.

- he absolutely would love undernovella - he love sitcoms so he would adore those over-dramatic plot twists

- He and his current foster mom (before he left ofc) have a tolerable relationship. She was often gone from the house and left him to his own devices, so he would mostly just skip school and play games on his computer all day, which did annoy her significantly.

- his smoking is partially a coping mechanism, partially a peer pressure “cool guy” thing that he picked up, and partially something that could very subtlety equate to self-harm. I could get into a whole thing about his smoking habits. He doesn’t smoke that often, but it is definitely something he tries to hide from Gray. Or at least not make it obvious. Like I said recently PJ has caught him smoking cigs over the kitchen sink while Gray’s been asleep.

- you are correct in your assumption that he doesn’t feel anything on the part of his torso that was severely burnt.

- I’m sure he has shaved all his hair off at some point. In the past he for-sure had one of those haircuts that’s short and buzzed all on the sides but long on the top, or at least buzzed in the back.

- gray’s family and the entire omega timeline being extremely unlabeled when it comes to gender and sexuality, like it’s not a big deal in the slightest, is definitely a massive change for Casey and he struggles to understand it. He’s grown up in an environment where he’s constantly felt like he has to prove how tough and unfeeling he is in order to get ahead. That’s why he’s so embarrassed of his severe sweet tooth, because he’s scared it comes across as “girly”. He’s by no means sexist but he definitely is over-anxious about not being perceived as “weak”.

- I’m sure he would absolutely adore waterfall :)

[spikeinthepunch]

i know i transcribed the dialog from the blue blob marty but i still didnt really talk about it and its because it is. such a weird interaction.

when i encountered it for the first time i was sooooo uncomfortable, like my own trauma fight or flight response was Up. it is so interesting how it is written. its incredibly disjointed and almost nonsensical when you take the pacing in game- the slow speed and not seeing words together makes it hard to even process it all at times.

it goes from belittling brad, to metaphors, to ranting, to guilting and then a final reference to the very first part of the game (the child flashback "im not gonna buy you a new shirt" to "ill buy you a new shirt").

"So. Mature. For your age. You... And your sister. Thanks... to me." is actually a line that really hit because the whole idea of Brad and Lisa being "Mature" for their age is a very very common symptom of abuse and detached parents.... kids who grow up with a parent who is abusive, one they cannot look to for comfort or care, result in them learning to be their own parent. they learn to take care of themself, they become the adult they need in their head. they do not look to others for safety, because it doesnt exist. its horrible to think that trauma would "mature" you but in the regard of having to defend yourself and be on your own, it looks that way on the outside.

on the whole... being blue part? well. that whole area is so strange being covered in blue goo. thats a conversation for a whole other post. but it hink its pretty obvious its referring to Joy.

the part of marty's dialog where he seems to anxiously ask Brad to not leave is also something that comes up-- both with Marty again aaaand also in Mad Dog's dialog. "When I'm old, you take care of me. When I'm ready to die, we fight."

That part of Mad Dog's line very closely matches not just the dream fight where Marty is begging for Brad to stay and take care of him, but also the very end of the game where you fight Marty too.

its interesting to see that anxiety relayed multiple times. The blue marty dialog shows a lot of anxiety, all from Brad leaving, to his father taking care of brad instead of him. its a warped perspective where marty is clearly latching on to something and he probably doesnt even know why. its probably thought to be good intentions. like he really needs his kids, theyre the only thing he has left. his life is so miserable and he needs someone there to take care of him, but he doesnt get that theyre leaving because of what he did. he just thought he was making brad tough. that he did good.

anyways. yeah idk that blue blob marty sure was interesting! probably one of the bits that disturbed me the most for some reason.

[klonoadreams]

If I remember right scarnoa's main outfit is miriam's hand me downs right? Since she's basically adopted by the entire school staff are any of the other teachers contributing to her wardrobe?

The first set she gets are hand-me-downs, since Scarnoa's on the petite side, but Mimi eventually just buys her actual clothes - like new stuff that fits her super well. And the old stuff just becomes casual lounge wear of sort, since it's very comfy.

Raifort actually got Scarnoa the boots. Heard her lecturing Jacq for his chanclas (sandals) in the lab and thought it was hilarious, and just decided "have these boots. It's on me." Thank you for entertaining her by making a man know fear.

Tyme went all out on making sure that she got Scarnoa some quality tights and a nice thermal turtleneck that she KNOWS her sister wears at the Montenevera Gym, where there is snow and it's cold, and Ryme is knocking it out of the park in her dress. :V

Keeps Scarnoa's legs nice and toasty without having to really change much of her uniform wear. good for the Autumn uniform. Except she rarely wears the damn school uniform so oop.

Saguaro got her the thigh highs after she asked for some, because the sock catalog DIDNT have them and she WANTED them. Because tights are nice, but she doesn't WANT tights.

But also, Mimi's being doing so much for her, that she didn't want to bother her. and Saguaro also likes cute stuff too, so she's all "do you know where I can get some cute socks? The one that go up to the thigh?"

She's got a few more colors and patterns besides solid black, but yeah, that's something. Living the dream I wish I could have in this game sob sob.

Salvatore gives her hair accessories that his wife has been picking out, because she's been hearing a lot about the child that the school has collectively adopted.

And Jacq gave her a cute phone cases (and more) for her efforts but also as an apology for setting her off with his terrible lab habits. Please go easy on him, he literally just got hired alongside Clavell after they left their previous positions as researchers, where Jacq was Clavell's assistant (fun fact: this is probably why I see a lot of Jacq/Clavell art on pixiv, so...good for them - especially Clavell, get it old man. You somehow managed to land one of the handful of Pokemon characters that made the 2022 Yumejoshi popularity poll, in which Arven was #5 and Rika was #1, beating both Getou and Gojo - Volo was #38 and Steven, despite all these years, was #77...ftr, Jacq was #85)

(I didn't know the ship existed until I saw it at the side while I was looking up Larry/Rika on Pixiv, and then went "INTERESTING."...*adds it to my list of ships*)

Dendra is still looking for the perfect gift - it might not even be clothes, but just battle items, BUT SHE'S TRYING.

And Hassel contributed to MANY of Scarnoa's living expenses, because of how SUDDEN she appeared. And obviously, he's got the funds, so he just... "Here's your room."

Will find out what she likes and proceed to sent it to her room, like random plushes, figurines, cute curtains and throw rugs....want a different wallpaper? Here's a catalogue - pick what you want.

Hassel is genuinely still choked up about Scarnoa's situation, like...where are her parents??? IS SHE OKAY???

"Did I make you mad?" because she missed out on one of his math classes, only to find out that "oh, you got a badge." and then he immediately nyooms to the next gym the instant he gets a notification to congratulate her and give her a headpat, BECAUSE SHE IS STILL PLAYING HOOKY, GOD DAMN.

later finds out she just has shit memory, and that she still is attending school. Eases his concerns, but also, "Try not to get hurt - your Rotom Phone has an app for these sorts of things. It's excellent for keeping you on task, should you get distracted with thing such as the fineries of art."

She says she'll use it, and then promptly forgets about it until Hassel sets it up herself...and then her Rotom Phone decides "Nah, TOO LOUD."

Because each Rotom inside one's phone is unique and has its own personalities, so if you have one that clashes with you, you can either switch with someone else...or deal with it. Most people choose to deal with it because by that point, they're attached to that Rotom like people get attached to Roombas. :V

[basbearship]

Can I ask about your rewrite of FNaF Security Breach? I remember you mentioning Freddy doesn't know Greggory? Does your Self Ship take place in some kind of AU where everything is fine?

Yeah Gregory hasn't shown up in my selfship au, though I haven't written everything to be fine, because I've been to deep in the tisms of the fnaf lore to be able to reasonably say the plex opened without some kind of fuckery afoot.

this is specifically my selfship au, my "i rewrote this because the game sucked but i wanted it to be lore consistent" is very different

Fazbear ent opened the mega pizzaplex on the scale it did, with all the references to the "bad press" it had as a means to 'ooh shiny' away the company's prior reputation, and the idea of making the animatronics preloaded with sentience was to attempt to avoid a 'haunting' rumor, they're already Just Like That.

The fuckery afoot isn't suddenly, Springtrap! because given SW had their game broken in half by their new manager, and that plot point was, as per the dated files, finished two days before release so i hardly acknowledge it as intended.

instead, it's functionally a data collection dump, barely above the law because its collecting customer data on 3 year olds, pretty consistently fighting lawsuits and pushing back against laws that would prevent them from doing it. they sell the data + devices preloaded with the customer's data on for targeted as hell ads, which is pretty insidious as is, but the extra rub here is they're not exactly vetting who buys the data, so kids are getting targeted ads for bs like scam sites, violent games way above their age bracket, etc. fazbear ent makes a mint exploiting the fact kids arent at all tech savvy, the glamor of the plex is to distract the parents.

i honestly thought security breach was going to be a reference to an informational breach that released a list of people that had gone missing in the pizzaplex due to extremely shitty budget cuts the plex had made to keep the place alive on what couldn't possibly be profitable if run safely, and the reveal was going to be glitchtrap was leaking the data specifically to try and infect law enforcement. that would actually have been scary.

my selfship au doesn't include that necessarily, but there's always some kind of run in with law enforcement because of injury occurring on the premises. vanessa in this does exist, but she's basically one of the on-premises human security guards the plex was forced to have so there'd be someone to make decisions where robots couldn't be trusted to.

Freddy only ever got the rights to actually enter a relationship because of the plex constantly fighting lawsuits based upon the morals of exploiting data, they wanted to put off the moral implications of sentient robots not being offered some shreds of personhood if they could.

It's how I ever got the yes-man that just lets (most) things fly on that front. the public wont ever hear about the data lawsuits because they're so contained, but they would start a public discourse about the senitence = rights for the animatronics, because its something everyones decently qualified to have an opinion on.

this au does have a loose plot arc, sort of? its something ive thought about scribble comics for, because it's relatively lowstakes, fluff and guff more than high impact, and tldr's into "two gay furries struggle to let the gay robot furry have rights".

it also incorporates my friend's selfship with Monty depending on the version you're looking at, since our sonas hang out as well its fun worldbuilding a version of this with her.

i didnt want to go into the mega ins and outs, so this is the spark notes differences.

if you wanna know more though by all means drop me a line, i'm always gonna want to talk about it-

[dumblemonchickenwing]

mysogyny tw, vent

Mysogyny is probably in small things, at least in my life. If I just sit and someone asks me "have you experienced mysogyny?" I'd probably doubt it because I can't give a proof that would convince people.

But when I look at all the small details in my life, it's sprinkled all over: I have an obligation to do my brother's chores. Which means that he has less responsibility than me, because aside from that we are on equal footing. We both work a full time job.

I have an obligation to do overall chores and look after the apartment, where 5 people live. If I forget or am not feeling up to doing it once, I get yelled at by my mother and I face dire consequences. ANd the argument is always "you're a girl! Girls are supposed to be tidy and take care of the house!"

When my parents discuss their old age they always look at me because they expect that I will be the one who will take care of them when they will have dementia. In family my brother is supposed to be the person who "continues the bloodline" which implies that his life is his own, and I will take on the responsibility for the rest.

I am not allowed to have a PC. I tried to talk about it with my parents and they forbade it, with a very negative reaction. I have a laptop that can't handle videogames, especially games that weigh a lot. This is part why I only draw, because I have no other option. I only play games through my brother's switch, which means, again, the only reason I can enjoy gaming is because of my brother. My parents wouldn't allow that.

My brother has the technology, he buys new things, while I wait until my old and rusty keyboard and mouse, laggy laptop break down completely, so that I'd be able to get something new. And all of that is normal.

Not to mention how much more hostile my mother is to me than toward her son (my brother). And I've already shared about how she gave my phone number to a woman I didnt know behind my back, without discussing it (a procedure where one family hands down their daughter to the other so their son would meet her). But we never really discuss anything because my parents always decided things for me without my opinion.

I've occasionally had talks (which mainly was them talking and me listening) about me marrying someone, and it was always presented in a "if you do X thing no man will ever marry you" and presenting it in a way as though I hold no value unless I have a man to look out for or take care of.

The reason my mother gave birth to me was for the sake of my brother , so I kinda see why I get this attitude.

I admit I am used to it. But if I am writing this, then this means I'm not actually okay with it.

[fkyumerica]

Jan 18, 2024, 8:06 AM

 

none of them understand english

their parents bought them a fucking house

or waiting to sell theirs

i hope they all burn in hell

there were only a few women that thought it too

wynona ryder

joan jett

can you tell

i hate you

all

meant their kids and offspring too

and a bitch after

she cant put two together did mated them

one house built to the next over and over

didnt buy a acre to do it again

tear down and rebuild

cannot move from it

their entire family

north korea will win

communism

is it

they wont listen to understand

and hey came over and robbed no their own parents had more kids

black announcer in front

and their kids kids got a house that mated and so on

disgusting

and i dont care i built it on your lawn too and that is my house and im in it

anne marie behind announcer

and she married him inbred and edited plastic surgery to look like me

and changed cameras too its not me

purikura

a word that meant

pussy holding you

Jan 18, 2024, 10:57 AM

its my melody's birthdday

hello kitty bunny

1998 look at these assholes, who took up the whole stadium to be the team

the you live next door

18 generations in 5 years

"grew in"

one tree

how many times you inbreed

2

look down, 4

look up 5 "or more"

the guy with the ccigar that isnt leon

was in the other photo

up to 20

got the most

and 25 his dad said and cried A assistant captain

and xyzerman said he did the most

his dad on left with hat in suit saw it

he confessed it

OOH

to get the goals

by the left

and left corner top

85

the most out of all ape eyes

then under stanley cup on left ape eyes i did the most

they were detroit area men

and before you kill a guy

which one is he

after 2 days you can find out ask his mom

this wwas dearborn heights, gays invaded there

i was there

girls gave birth

not around me though

they would leave after if you said it

and retarded? say it.

vampire on tv

timmy?

and that house hold of family dead but mom alive

take her to court

the rest show up

prison court

in prison

and execute they can only go in one room

st. valentines day massacre

now theyre all fast speed ice skating

and visiting team cant bring their family

its insane do you watchthe games?

st. valentines day massacre

now theyre all fast speed ice skating

and visiting team cant bring their family

its insane do you watchthe games?

Jan 18, 2024, 11:38 AM

these people are so delusional

not knowing what the world around them is

not knowing what is it in

communism

not understanding that people in new york will meet someone at a porn theater and fuck in their houses or anywhere after

apartments

were the houses for people who fuck around

anne marie condo

has a kid

and hey moved back in with parents

i am pulling out my whole closet

for storage things

and

shoveling

Jan 18, 2024, 12:09 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Ag0VKJ51Y he got the whole turkey

prepositions

3

Rammstein - Rammstein LIVE 05.07.2022 2022 Nijmegen, Netherlands

we went to 8 in a row

and england

Jan 18, 2024, 10:08 PM

CAKE - Stickshifts and Safetybelts (Official Audio)

hahahah

hell yes

hell tea chicken pickin country guitar

johnnycash ass fucked boys for music

girls just screamed

yeaaaaaaaaa

after BTK

let it happen put me in a house

i figured it out

and the ones they took out infants of the pile lay down and watch it

goooo

needed ones to scream to it

they lived on sand with nothing thereee

no buildings

wisconsin

not michigan

white eyes like statues might of been people in love and no one was allowed to see it

[invinciblelikeu]

‼️ dream lovepost warning ‼️ this is a LONG one

i have never ever seen a content creator/celebrity/influencer so connected and caring towards his community other than dream.

he's the guy who buys artists brand new drawing tablets, the guy who buys a fan a whole new car even though said fan only jokingly asked him to, the guy who sat down with a kid fan with his family for breakfast just to hang out, the guy who scrapbooks every single fan letter, the guy who wears bracelets given by fans on his wrist all the time, the guy who actually remembers individual fans and recognizes them by name/face, the guy who compliments fans whether it's their outfit, nails, or makeup, the guy who set one of his first fanarts ever as his phone lockscreen and kept it for more than a year, the guy who basically stagedived after his very first public appearance to hang out with the crowd and talk to them even though it must have been so overwhelming for him, the guy who upgrades random fans from gen ad tickets to m&g and ultimate vip, the guy who actually keeps gifts from fans and makes sure to use some of them or store them safely in his house, the guy who actually understands stans and fandoms and embraces it despite his peers antagonizing him for it, the guy who actually listens to his fans' criticisms and learns from it, the guy who would sit for hours either in silence or through his rambles so we could listen in, the guy who happens to be the only cc to ever acknowledge fanfiction and not only validate, but appreciate it, the guy who sat for 14 hours just playing crab game with his fans, the guy who wrote a whole thread to advise fans how to give gifts to him at cons more efficiently so he can be able to actually keep them and bring them home, the guy who actually makes actual, in depth conversations with his fans values their individuality, the guy who sent a box of merch to a kid fan because he saw they were being bullied, the guy who gives out free tickets to parents for his concerts because he wants the audience to be able to bond with their family, the guy who goes out of his way to provide great production value at his tour for an affordable price even when it lost him 200k, the guy who said "i didnt find my community, my community found me" because he knows we grow and learn together, the guy who cried on stream because someone dono'd him that he saved their life, the guy who goes out of his way create safe spaces for us and actually believes that loving him is a struggle and that he has to make up for it (he doesnt.), the guy who takes the time every single month to shout out an artist, the guy who likes fanart not even related to him so other artists can be appreciated, the guy who cried to his mom after the dsmp panel cause he felt so loved from his fans, the guy who always communicates us and is quick to update us on things so we are never left wondering, the guy who puts fanart on his minecraft loading screens, the guy who goes in for a hug first and does not let go until the fan does, the guy who commissions fans to make art for his projects like his manhunt posters and album cover art, the guy who makes sure that every interaction with a fan he meets is meaningful and actually takes his time with talking to them even though he's in a hurry, the guy who takes every opportunity to say he loves us, unprompted, because he knew it would make someone's day. this dude just loves and loves, unashamedly, unapologetically, and his love gets louder as time goes by, despite it all. and just hearing all his friends vocalize how much they appreciate him is so healing to me - he deserves all that love bouncing back to him.

but yeah i love him a normal amount.

[wild666child]

Denies that it is his writing. Has left the important parts intentionally blank to cover his ass. Never owned a motorbike for the whole time ive known him. Pretty fresh piece of paper as well if you ask me... So, the back story to this is that we had a fight one day because he left me at Coles and he drove back home without me. Im mad because 1) he didnt say he was leaving and for 2) why leave without me?

the fight started with me confronting him, walking in the door as he was there ironing clothes as if he had done not a damn thing wrong. I immediately expect a reason to why he left me there and inconveniently put me out of pocket by having to get an uber back and better yet, come back with the sausage roll we intended to buy for his father. He got pretty mean with words, but long story short it made me want to leave his ass again because the words from his mouth now are getting nasty, this is that point where he cant stop and theres no negotiation when he is in this mood. No apology is warranted. I packed, I was dropped to my car, and the relationship was said and done. I came back for my motorbike the next morning, to my suprise it was gone. I asked his parents incase they moved it inside safely while I wasnt there, his dad says that it should be where I've always kept it. Now its both of us shocked that its not there. How is it that I break up with JB the day before my bike goes missing? Well, as per usual, he ignored me for 2 days, took his sim card out, put another one in that for some reason, for every number I had of his, believe it or not, I had texted this number whilst in our 2-day-breakup period and he was getting my messages... announced my bike was missing - no reply. I call a mutual friend, she relays the message, now hes moving mountains because he says "its making him look like he did it", so his game plan is to find it, get it back to me, and hes off the hook? Well that he did, but off the hook? Well, only until I found the above deed of sale of a "motorbike". Anyways back to how I got my bike back.,,

I was informed about him going to a mutual friends house and so I knew if I wanted to confront him, I'd have to get over there at the same time hes there and get this off my chest. What do I do? I run over there, my uber pulls up behind his friends car that clearly drove him there and JB is already inside. I head inside, there he is coming down the stairs on his way out. He is shocked! There were no words. Oh but have I got words! Immediately, I say so do you know where my bike is? What, I break up with you and then the same night or next day my bike goes missing..? He then tells me the grand story how he saw my bike and hes already punched some guy who wouldnt tell him x-y-z etc.. hes going to go and get it now, and will bring it back to me.. wow. My hero. So, I went to work, I waited, he calls, heres the good news, my bike is with him and he wants to drop it off. Now, im feeling like I OWE him.. Now im feeling thankful that he went out of his way, tracked down my bike, punched some guy for me for the x-y-z info and my bike is on its way to me! WHO NEEDS THE POLICE? Police couldnt do this quicker than JB, I hit the jackpot! Bike arrived at work, I say thanks to the mate who drove him to where I confronted him, I say thanks to JB, I then buy some fairy dust coz I'd call it a celebration and then it was just another day in paradise after that. Fuck, if only I knew what I knew now. I dont know the full details still, but if I found this, im going to assume that the bike was never stolen, oh wait no it was stolen, but I THINK it was stolen by JB. This piece of paper in JB'S handwriting is pretty assuring that he stole my bike, had intention to sell what isnt his, and to do this all under my own nose. Now that we are here, writing this blog, have I confronted about the deed of sale I found? Yes. His response, thats not his writing. I can't keep up guys. Someone slap the shit out of me.

[chiffaust]

Hello tumblr user fualst..

its me 🪄 🤗🤗

i hope youve been doing well these days !! i havent shown up in a while . so im making my appearance

i dont have much to report.. other than i am Not a keito fs2 haver 😔 although i am very happy you got him !! treat him well.. (also faust bday card yipee !!)

i got a turtle plushie (and a red panda lol) because it reminded me of souma ❤️❤️ its only right

on the keito angst .. if you feel so inclined id say Yes absolutely write it !! im not usually huge on angst (im big baby, the most i read is hurt/comfort jdndjejf) but i would give you my support regardless

on the wattpad account.. Absolutey make one .. i would read gentaro detective x thief everyday 🙏🙏

ALSO on the ask game abt the how did you find the acc thingy.. it was the keito fic you did where keito/yn essentially adopted a stray. Actually i had read the tori fic first scrolling through the enstars x reader and was like Ohh tori theres not many fics abt him. Thats cool 👍 i also read some others i believe but tori is standing out to me

then kkrkeito fifific (trips on banana peel) i was Drawn . and then i followed you . That fic fundamentally changed me as a person . i hope you know that . it was literally 5am and i was giggling n pausing every five seconds i swear . I was talking to my friend and i said i read the fic in the whole world . ii hope that doesnt sound weird dbdhdbhf but like. im different bc of that fic . so thank you <3

as always, i have your back fr 💪💪 i love your stuff and youre very silly i hope youre doing good ily !!!! (flips cape around me and disappears in a cloud of smoke)

-🪄

NONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eueueueurje now yoiew making me kickinh mu feet in yhe air giggling toes wrigglingh hihiihihih❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

its ok 🪄 uou will get him later.. like he wasnt the nicest to me either during my first 40 pulls... he literally just came home bc faust did.. i hate keito he made me overspent. i spent my new years 2023 grinding for that fucking asshole and because of that he will be my punching bag for 2 weeks🖕🖕

and for you to get 2 plushies im jealous.. my parents didnt allow me to buy a reversible octopus plush OR a rowlet one since i just spent a lot of money on keito polaroids 😢 but it was worth it i think im so silly ajd normal :PP

and the keito angsttttt :33333333 keito sgnst :33333 gigggling giggling :333 im probably not gonna write it but i have an idea in mind but its probablu like... kinda fucked up..? idk im gonna have to tell my friends abt yhe idea first but theyve said that my angst are some elses psychological horror before :3

and the gentaro fanfic!!! i am so happy you would 🪄nonnie :33 i used to be gentaro yumenos biggest fan and i still am he was the reason why i wanted to write! i've made so many fsnfics of him in the past.. they all suck now but thats not the point... i had fun making those.. so i want to make him a fanfic thats less cringier and makes more sense. the least i could do after massacring him with so many of my cringy-still-in-draft fanfics.

uou are so kjdn gkfkdnn 🥺🥺 thabk you again for your support i really appreciate it from the bottom of my heart :3333❤❤ sjdjrhrktbyl